1. Don't take any chances.
2. Do what society expects of you.
3. Never go outside your comfort zone.
4. Stay where you were born.
5. Do not experience new cultures.
6. Don’t learn or try new things.
7. Say nothing, do nothing, be nothing. Avoid criticism at all cost.
8. Work five days a week at the same job for 40 years.
9. Don’t play. Playing is for children.
10. Imagination is also for children.
11. Have boring friends.
12. Don’t embarrass yourself.
13. Always take the safe route.
14. Never ask questions.
15. Never ask for what you want.
16. Don’t meet new people.
17. Don’t create things, people could judge you.
18. Always try to fit in.
19. Let news media be your only source of information.
20. Don’t have any exotic hobbies. Life´s too short for hobbies.
21. Say no to all invitations and requests.
22. Fill most of your day with boring routines.
23. Only be around people like yourself (age, personality, world view etc).
24. Try to live this week just like you lived last week.
25. Don’t talk with strangers.
26. Be close minded.
27. Never land on your face.
28. Never dream. But if you do;
29. Never take action on your dreams.
30. If you want to do something or make a change, you can always do it next year. Always wait for the perfect time to something.
31. If you tried something once and failed; give up.
32. Don’t travel. But if you do;
33. Just do the same things as all other tourists.
34. Stand for nothing
35. Live as if you will live forever.
36. Avoid discomfort at all costs.
37. Never use the F word.
38. Follow the rules.
39. Remember: Your goal in life is to just get by and pay the bills.